Досягнення ꑭmak7💙💛 у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 20 січ. о 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 30 лип. 2022 о 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2022 о 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 2 берез. 2024 о 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 2 берез. 2024 о 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Здобуто 21 січ. о 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 19 січ. о 12:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 26 січ. о 5:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 13:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 13:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2022 о 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 14:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 11 серп. 2022 о 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2022 о 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2022 о 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 2:19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Здобуто 27 січ. о 7:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 14:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 2 берез. 2024 о 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Здобуто 21 січ. о 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 0:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 14:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 21 січ. о 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2022 о 8:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 13:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 1 черв. 2020 о 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 7 серп. 2022 о 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 1:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 22 січ. о 10:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 20 січ. о 11:35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 22 січ. о 10:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 20 січ. о 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Здобуто 21 січ. о 5:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 13:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 23 січ. о 13:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 21 січ. о 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 21 січ. о 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2022 о 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2022 о 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 12 серп. 2022 о 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Здобуто 12 серп. 2022 о 7:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Здобуто 24 січ. о 12:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Здобуто 24 січ. о 13:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Здобуто 24 січ. о 13:54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Здобуто 25 січ. о 11:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2022 о 5:26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Здобуто 25 січ. о 14:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 25 січ. о 13:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Здобуто 24 січ. о 13:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Здобуто 12 серп. 2022 о 6:43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Здобуто 25 січ. о 10:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Здобуто 20 січ. о 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 8 серп. 2022 о 0:04

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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