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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jan om 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 30 jul 2022 om 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2022 om 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 2 mrt 2024 om 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 2 mrt 2024 om 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 19 jan om 12:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 26 jan om 5:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 13:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 13:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2022 om 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 14:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 11 aug 2022 om 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2022 om 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2022 om 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 2:19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 27 jan om 7:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 14:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 2 mrt 2024 om 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 0:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 14:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2022 om 8:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 13:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 1 jun 2020 om 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2022 om 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 1:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jan om 10:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jan om 11:35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jan om 10:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jan om 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 5:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 13:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jan om 13:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 21 jan om 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2022 om 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2022 om 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 12 aug 2022 om 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 12 aug 2022 om 7:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan om 12:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan om 13:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan om 13:54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 25 jan om 11:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2022 om 5:26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Ontgrendeld op 25 jan om 14:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 25 jan om 13:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jan om 13:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 12 aug 2022 om 6:43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 25 jan om 10:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jan om 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2022 om 0:04



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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