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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 20 ian. la 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 30 iul. 2022 la 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 7 aug. 2022 la 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 21 ian. la 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 19 ian. la 12:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 26 ian. la 5:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 13:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 13:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2022 la 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 14:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 11 aug. 2022 la 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 7 aug. 2022 la 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 7 aug. 2022 la 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 2:19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Obținută la 27 ian. la 7:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 14:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 2 mart. 2024 la 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Obținută la 21 ian. la 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 0:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 14:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 21 ian. la 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 7 aug. 2022 la 8:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 13:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 1 iun. 2020 la 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 7 aug. 2022 la 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 1:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 22 ian. la 10:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 20 ian. la 11:35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 22 ian. la 10:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 20 ian. la 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Obținută la 21 ian. la 5:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 13:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Obținută la 23 ian. la 13:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Obținută la 21 ian. la 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 21 ian. la 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2022 la 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2022 la 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2022 la 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2022 la 7:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 24 ian. la 12:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 24 ian. la 13:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Obținută la 24 ian. la 13:54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Obținută la 25 ian. la 11:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 9 aug. 2022 la 5:26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Obținută la 25 ian. la 14:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Obținută la 25 ian. la 13:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Obținută la 24 ian. la 13:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 12 aug. 2022 la 6:43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 25 ian. la 10:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 20 ian. la 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Obținută la 8 aug. 2022 la 0:04



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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