Käyttäjän ꑭmak7💙💛 POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 20.1. klo 11.59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 30.7.2022 klo 23.59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 7.47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 2.30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 3.00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 2.3.2024 klo 12.09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 2.3.2024 klo 13.18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 21.1. klo 14.57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 8.42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 19.1. klo 12.31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 9.8.2022 klo 7.07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 11.8.2022 klo 11.11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 7.53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 7.43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 2.35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 2.19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 2.55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 2.3.2024 klo 9.15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 21.1. klo 5.46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 2.19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 0.10

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 21.1. klo 14.58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 8.45

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 1.6.2020 klo 6.20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 7.8.2022 klo 8.45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 1.58

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 20.1. klo 11.35

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 20.1. klo 12.05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Avattu 21.1. klo 5.12

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 21.1. klo 5.38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 21.1. klo 4.33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 8.04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 9.8.2022 klo 4.28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 9.8.2022 klo 7.18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 12.8.2022 klo 0.54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 12.8.2022 klo 7.45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 9.8.2022 klo 5.26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 12.8.2022 klo 6.43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 20.1. klo 11.34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 8.8.2022 klo 0.04

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

14 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

24 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30