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Succès remportés : 71 sur 89 (80%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Débloqué le 20 janv. à 11h59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 30 juil. 2022 à 23h59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 7 aout 2022 à 7h47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 2h30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 3h00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2024 à 12h09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2024 à 13h18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 14h57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 8h42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 19 janv. à 12h31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Débloqué le 26 janv. à 5h59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 13h26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 13h19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 9 aout 2022 à 7h07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 14h41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 11 aout 2022 à 11h11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 7 aout 2022 à 7h53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 7 aout 2022 à 7h43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 2h35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 2h19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Débloqué le 27 janv. à 7h31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 14h54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 2h55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2024 à 9h15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 5h46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 2h19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 0h10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 14h56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 14h58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 7 aout 2022 à 8h45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 13h15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 1 juin 2020 à 6h20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 7 aout 2022 à 8h45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 1h58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Débloqué le 22 janv. à 10h51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Débloqué le 20 janv. à 11h35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Débloqué le 22 janv. à 10h38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Débloqué le 20 janv. à 12h05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 5h12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 13h54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 23 janv. à 13h40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 5h38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Débloqué le 21 janv. à 4h33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 8h04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Débloqué le 9 aout 2022 à 4h28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Débloqué le 9 aout 2022 à 7h18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Débloqué le 12 aout 2022 à 0h54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Débloqué le 12 aout 2022 à 7h45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Débloqué le 24 janv. à 12h52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Débloqué le 24 janv. à 13h10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Débloqué le 24 janv. à 13h54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 25 janv. à 11h03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Débloqué le 9 aout 2022 à 5h26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Débloqué le 25 janv. à 14h32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Débloqué le 25 janv. à 13h14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Débloqué le 24 janv. à 13h26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Débloqué le 12 aout 2022 à 6h43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Débloqué le 25 janv. à 10h50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 20 janv. à 11h34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 0h04



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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