ꑭmak7💙💛: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 20 янв в 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 30 июл. 2022 г. в 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 7 авг. 2022 г. в 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 2 мар. 2024 г. в 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 2 мар. 2024 г. в 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 21 янв в 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 19 янв в 12:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Дата получения: 26 янв в 5:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 13:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 13:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 9 авг. 2022 г. в 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 14:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 11 авг. 2022 г. в 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 7 авг. 2022 г. в 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 7 авг. 2022 г. в 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 2:19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Дата получения: 27 янв в 7:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 14:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 2 мар. 2024 г. в 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Дата получения: 21 янв в 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 0:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 14:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Дата получения: 21 янв в 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 7 авг. 2022 г. в 8:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 13:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 1 июн. 2020 г. в 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 7 авг. 2022 г. в 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 1:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Дата получения: 22 янв в 10:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 20 янв в 11:35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 22 янв в 10:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 20 янв в 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Дата получения: 21 янв в 5:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 13:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 23 янв в 13:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Дата получения: 21 янв в 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 21 янв в 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 9 авг. 2022 г. в 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 9 авг. 2022 г. в 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 12 авг. 2022 г. в 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 12 авг. 2022 г. в 7:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Дата получения: 24 янв в 12:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Дата получения: 24 янв в 13:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Дата получения: 24 янв в 13:54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 25 янв в 11:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 9 авг. 2022 г. в 5:26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Дата получения: 25 янв в 14:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Дата получения: 25 янв в 13:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Дата получения: 24 янв в 13:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 12 авг. 2022 г. в 6:43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Дата получения: 25 янв в 10:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 20 янв в 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 8 авг. 2022 г. в 0:04

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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