ꑭmak7💙💛s prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 20 jan @ 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 30 jul, 2022 @ 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 7 aug, 2022 @ 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 2 mar, 2024 @ 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 2 mar, 2024 @ 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 21 jan @ 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 19 jan @ 12:31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2022 @ 7:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 11 aug, 2022 @ 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 7 aug, 2022 @ 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 7 aug, 2022 @ 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 2:19

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 2 mar, 2024 @ 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Upplåst 21 jan @ 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 0:10

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 21 jan @ 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 7 aug, 2022 @ 8:45

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 1 jun, 2020 @ 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 7 aug, 2022 @ 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 1:58

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 20 jan @ 11:35

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 20 jan @ 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Upplåst 21 jan @ 5:12

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Upplåst 21 jan @ 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 21 jan @ 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2022 @ 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2022 @ 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 12 aug, 2022 @ 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 12 aug, 2022 @ 7:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2022 @ 5:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 12 aug, 2022 @ 6:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 20 jan @ 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 8 aug, 2022 @ 0:04

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

14 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

24 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30