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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Desbloqueada a 20 de jan. às 11:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Desbloqueada a 30 jul. 2022 às 23:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Desbloqueada a 7 ago. 2022 às 7:47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 2:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 3:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Desbloqueada a 2 mar. 2024 às 12:09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Desbloqueada a 2 mar. 2024 às 13:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 14:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 8:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Desbloqueada a 19 de jan. às 12:31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Desbloqueada a 26 de jan. às 5:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 13:26

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 13:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2022 às 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 14:41

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2022 às 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Desbloqueada a 7 ago. 2022 às 7:53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Desbloqueada a 7 ago. 2022 às 7:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 2:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 2:19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Desbloqueada a 27 de jan. às 7:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 14:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 2:55

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Desbloqueada a 2 mar. 2024 às 9:15

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 5:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:12

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 2:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 0:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 14:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 14:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 7 ago. 2022 às 8:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 13:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Desbloqueada a 1 jun. 2020 às 6:20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 7 ago. 2022 às 8:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 1:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Desbloqueada a 22 de jan. às 10:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Desbloqueada a 20 de jan. às 11:35

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Desbloqueada a 22 de jan. às 10:38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Desbloqueada a 20 de jan. às 12:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 5:12

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 13:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Desbloqueada a 23 de jan. às 13:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 5:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Desbloqueada a 21 de jan. às 4:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 8:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2022 às 4:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2022 às 7:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Desbloqueada a 12 ago. 2022 às 0:54

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Desbloqueada a 12 ago. 2022 às 7:45

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Desbloqueada a 24 de jan. às 12:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Desbloqueada a 24 de jan. às 13:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Desbloqueada a 24 de jan. às 13:54

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 25 de jan. às 11:03

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2022 às 5:26

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Desbloqueada a 25 de jan. às 14:32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Desbloqueada a 25 de jan. às 13:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Desbloqueada a 24 de jan. às 13:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Desbloqueada a 12 ago. 2022 às 6:43

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Desbloqueada a 25 de jan. às 10:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Desbloqueada a 20 de jan. às 11:34

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2022 às 0:04



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
8 / 10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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