Hail SknÀkr, greatest HuMan, biggest loser

I am SknÀkr, I am personally a HuMan that lives a greater life then a cow, i live in a house, I eat the flesh of animals, I have a Bed that has no point but to sleep in and I have a clearly suited and responsibloe job on my hand.

That job is? To rule the world. At the moment funding is going very well, with a our election campaign, and our cookies for the HoMeleSS campaign has gone extremely well, but what I really want to have is the world, yes the whole wide world, but to do that I need the help of you lovly people, so please give pointless opinion about pointless candidates and please share the joy with da fliping communite. And thank you.
And please Hentai,Porn,Anime,SknÀkr,FightClubs,Aliens,HuMans,InterdimensionalCrap,Cthulhu are all types of Living.