The stars absolve you!

Ever wanted to join a cult? Well now you can!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fcNnfeWzP8 <-- Sums us up pretty well!
We're here to absolve your sins with the Stars of Reviewing! Count with me! 1,2,3,4,5! The Stars Absolve You! Your task is to take things and rate them out of five stars. These things can be anything from games to underwear! Go get 'em tiger! The better you do the more clothing you get.

Final Form: Cosmic Father Spangle
Level Five: Glasses of Enhanced Sight: ¢σηησя and ✪ justynlele
Level Four: Tie N/A
Level Three: Jacket N/A
Level Two: Pants Dapper Entity and Pizza
Level One: Shirts San Dingo, Swiper, TeamTyler, Monkeyworm, Kanye West™, MrBBQsheep, Snowfist12, CXGS | Kails, BuRn, CHEESEBURGER, AD ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ, ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) AD, sage, |Thy Dark Spy|, Debjohnson1979, and Logan Paletones