be me

wake up

take a ♥♥♥♥

get out of bed

struggle to go downstairs as my giant fat flaps block my path

go on reddit

see humerous comic about covering yourself in oil and flying

hear clapping from my wife’s bedroom

must be my wife’s boyfriend again watching that really quiet movie again where they applaud every 2 seconds

hear gasps and moaning

must be a really good movie

might as well try to fly before I watch it

wait for it to rain

cover myself in oil

almost set myself on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire

go outside, dripping yellow goo

rain starts pouring down on me

I fly

I soar through the air, I forget all of my problems...

this is nice, I want to stay like this forever.

as I float in the sky with a breeze going through my uncared for hair, I watch down on the clouds and the beautiful view of my home town, stretching out with a view farther than my imagination could ever imagine

birds and balloons from a nearby festival get close to me. Everything I see is filled with color and life. The white, fluffy clouds fill me with joy. They look like they’re made of tons and tons of clean wool, like a bunch of washed sheep’s together. The balloons slowly float with me in my direction, keeping their beautiful colors of the rainbow with me. The birds have started to see me as a gift from god and started resting on my back, building nests on my hair. Their feathers gently touch my skin and it feels like the lord himself is striking a feather around me.

I am at peace. This is what life is all about, it all leads up to a moment of glory like this...

rain stops

I fall to my death

day ruined