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Posted: 22 Oct, 2024 @ 10:43pm

Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet

Rating: 3.5/5
"Where is Kirito, and why am I running errands for an NPC?!"

Pros:

Character Customization: You can finally pretend to be Kirito’s cooler cousin who didn't spend 90 episodes stuck in a virtual world.

Gunplay and Combat: The feeling of going from swords to guns is like giving Link from Zelda a bazooka. Not exactly subtle, but very fun!

Multiplayer: You and your friends can all fail together in epic fashion when fighting that one overpowered boss. Bonding through pain!

Beautiful Worlds: The landscapes are so nice you’ll forget you’re being chased by a homicidal AI robot.


Cons:

Story: The plot feels like it was written by an NPC who just discovered fanfiction. Where's the SAO magic? And Kirito barely shows up—was he on vacation?

Repetitive Quests: Half the game is running back and forth like a glorified Amazon delivery service in the future.

NPC Friends: Your AI partners have the IQ of a toaster. They’ll stand in the line of fire while you’re desperately trying to save them.

Loot Grind: You’ll spend more time farming for gear than actually enjoying the world. It’s like the game is preparing you for a real-life job.


In summary, Fatal Bullet is the game equivalent of eating a decent burger with too much lettuce—it’s enjoyable, but there’s just too much fluff getting in the way.
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