---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
Comment: Looks pretty good—until you realize your character's hairstyle hasn't left the early 2000s.

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
Comment: It's like Call of Duty and an anime had a baby. Pew pew, dodge roll, repeat.

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
Comment: Epic music that makes you feel like you're saving the world, even though you're just chasing loot drops.

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
Comment: Perfect for adults who secretly wish they were trapped in an MMO with anime waifus.

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Comment: If your PC can handle anime hair physics, you’re good to go.

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
Comment: Big enough to hold your dreams of becoming Kirito 2.0.

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
Comment: Easy at first, then the bosses show up and turn you into a target dummy.

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
Comment: Grinding is optional, but your OCD will demand you max out every stat.

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
Comment: A typical “save the world” plot where you’re the chosen one—again.

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
Comment: Long enough to make you question your life choices.

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Comment: Wait for a sale unless you really need to feel like a badass anime protagonist.

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Comment: Sometimes your AI partner gets confused and forgets how to fight.

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Comment: 7/10. Play it for the anime vibes, stay for the “I need to craft one more weapon” obsession.

---{ Author }---
☑ Տᴘɪᴅᴇʀ


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Play this if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to dual-wield guns while dodging lasers in an alternate dimension where Kirito doesn’t steal the spotlight.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS Comment: Looks pretty good—until you realize your character's hairstyle hasn't left the early 2000s. ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't Comment: It's like Call of Duty and an anime had a baby. Pew pew, dodge roll, repeat. ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf Comment: Epic music that makes you feel like you're saving the world, even though you're just chasing loot drops. ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma Comment: Perfect for adults who secretly wish they were trapped in an MMO with anime waifus. ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer Comment: If your PC can handle anime hair physics, you’re good to go. ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☑ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data Comment: Big enough to hold your dreams of becoming Kirito 2.0. ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls Comment: Easy at first, then the bosses show up and turn you into a target dummy. ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding Comment: Grinding is optional, but your OCD will demand you max out every stat. ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life Comment: A typical “save the world” plot where you’re the chosen one—again. ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond Comment: Long enough to make you question your life choices. ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money Comment: Wait for a sale unless you really need to feel like a badass anime protagonist. ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Comment: Sometimes your AI partner gets confused and forgets how to fight. ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 Comment: 7/10. Play it for the anime vibes, stay for the “I need to craft one more weapon” obsession. ---{ Author }--- ☑ Տᴘɪᴅᴇʀ --- Play this if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to dual-wield guns while dodging lasers in an alternate dimension where Kirito doesn’t steal the spotlight.