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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 539.7 hrs on record (38.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Nov, 2016 @ 10:41am
Updated: 6 Dec, 2016 @ 10:31pm

---*Started a casual game*---

*Defender*
Me: "Hey guys, Can I try Tachanka?"
Others: "Sure" "PRAISE OUR LORD" "Praise Lord Tachanka"
Me: "What?"
<insert "confused Nick Young">
---*Match Starts*---

"place ur turret here my lord" "да! да! right there"
Teammates reinforced the walls behind me, wired them, place anti-grenade device around me
Valkyrie player tagged enemy outside with cameras
Start shooting the mighty RP-46 DP-28 at walls
*Walls turned into big holes*

*3 Opfor remaining*

"Nice one!"

*enemy grenade*
bailed the turret *turret got destoryed* *triggered*
BOOM BOOM two opfor who breached from the celling
*run upstairs with teammates*
PMM the last

ME: "NO ONE HURTS ME TURRET"
ALL: "CHEEKI-BREEKI" "PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" "Who said Tachanka needs buff???"

10/10 Would pick Lord Chanka again
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18 Comments
Whisper 11 Dec, 2017 @ 1:07pm 
tachanka is god to these players, I have played the game on ps4, never seen anyone as tachanka really.
CuckECheese2 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:01pm 
Tachanka salutes you {--}7
Jonno.exe 20 Mar, 2017 @ 3:08am 
Someone messed with Tachanka? How there they!
sircreamier 14 Dec, 2016 @ 7:51pm 
Yea Bob, I'll take shit that never happened for 500.
🍁KingLeeM🍁 7 Dec, 2016 @ 12:18pm 
thx as a communist i was offended
Satoverlord 6 Dec, 2016 @ 10:32pm 
↓it's done↓
🍁KingLeeM🍁 6 Dec, 2016 @ 12:24pm 
its a dp-28 not rp-46
IWL 4 Dec, 2016 @ 2:52pm 
fithy kapitalist, is dp-28, not rp-46
Satoverlord 29 Nov, 2016 @ 12:24am 
Oh my, I feel so blessed! XD
Praise Lord Chanka!
HoshinoTama 28 Nov, 2016 @ 11:15pm 
Lord Tachanka has graced this review with his presence