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发布于:2016 年 11 月 16 日 上午 10:41
更新于:2016 年 12 月 6 日 下午 10:31

---*Started a casual game*---

*Defender*
Me: "Hey guys, Can I try Tachanka?"
Others: "Sure" "PRAISE OUR LORD" "Praise Lord Tachanka"
Me: "What?"
<insert "confused Nick Young">
---*Match Starts*---

"place ur turret here my lord" "да! да! right there"
Teammates reinforced the walls behind me, wired them, place anti-grenade device around me
Valkyrie player tagged enemy outside with cameras
Start shooting the mighty RP-46 DP-28 at walls
*Walls turned into big holes*

*3 Opfor remaining*

"Nice one!"

*enemy grenade*
bailed the turret *turret got destoryed* *triggered*
BOOM BOOM two opfor who breached from the celling
*run upstairs with teammates*
PMM the last

ME: "NO ONE HURTS ME TURRET"
ALL: "CHEEKI-BREEKI" "PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" "Who said Tachanka needs buff???"

10/10 Would pick Lord Chanka again
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Whisper 2017 年 12 月 11 日 下午 1:07 
tachanka is god to these players, I have played the game on ps4, never seen anyone as tachanka really.
CuckECheese2 2017 年 6 月 23 日 下午 2:01 
Tachanka salutes you {--}7
Jonno.exe 2017 年 3 月 20 日 上午 3:08 
Someone messed with Tachanka? How there they!
sircreamier 2016 年 12 月 14 日 下午 7:51 
Yea Bob, I'll take shit that never happened for 500.
🍁KingLeeM🍁 2016 年 12 月 7 日 下午 12:18 
thx as a communist i was offended
Satoverlord 2016 年 12 月 6 日 下午 10:32 
↓it's done↓
🍁KingLeeM🍁 2016 年 12 月 6 日 下午 12:24 
its a dp-28 not rp-46
IWL 2016 年 12 月 4 日 下午 2:52 
fithy kapitalist, is dp-28, not rp-46
Satoverlord 2016 年 11 月 29 日 上午 12:24 
Oh my, I feel so blessed! XD
Praise Lord Chanka!
HoshinoTama 2016 年 11 月 28 日 下午 11:15 
Lord Tachanka has graced this review with his presence