A Priest, Rabbi and Penguin all walk into a bar.

IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

So a Priest, Rabbi, and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink. The Bartender, saying nothing and looking disbanded, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the bar-stool.

wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken "Are you part of this joke?"

Again he points to the sign:**NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

The chicken argues "Well how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?"

The bartender pointed out the window and said " There's another bar across the road."

So, a man walks into a bar -
He sees a BEAUTIFUL woman sitting there, sipping her drink, all by her lonesome.
He sits down confidently, tips his hat to the bartender, and smoothly asks for a whiskey on the rocks.
"Little miss, do I know you from somewhere...?"
Her innocent gray eyes flickered over to him, looking him up and down before innocently blinking, "I don't believe we've met, sir. Perhaps I remind you of... someone you used to fancy?"
Oh, she sure did.
He smirked slyly, the memory of his favorite videos racing through his head.
"To be frank ma'am, you remind me of the woman who squirted out of her a n u s."

STOP PLAYING CSGAY for three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seconds before i make a copy pasta out of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ - no, you know what, i'm done. all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ always hitting me, begging for my attention. then you pull up your cs:forevervirgin and forget i exist, i see how it is - say hi to the smurf currently pounding you in the ass. i hope you enjoy rotting in silver hell.

I apologize to any that received a link from me as my Steam account had been compromised. If you did, please do not click on any of the links that I had sent you from the past few days.

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