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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 481.7 hrs on record (232.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Mar, 2018 @ 5:04pm

Early Access Review
> Getting raided by some tribal savages
> Murderize™ the ♥♥♥♥ out of them
> One unconsious tribal savage survivor, Non existiant combat skills and incapable of most other jobs
> Throw him in the prison
> Torture him with ancient phycic artifacts we stole from one of his factions caravans
> Brain sets on fire a couple of times, left essensally braindead
> Forcibly remove his arms and replace them with ancient robot arm blades

> He gets recuited into the colony
> Everyone hates him due to him being disfigured and braindamaged
> Almost no mobility, manipulation and consiousness due to forcibly installed knife arms and brain damage
> First thing he does with his freedom is he takes a joint from the kitchen and takes it to someone elses room
> Smokes it and immidiately dies, due to the smokeleaf lowering his already nonexitant brain function to that of a potato
> Avarage mood of the colony goes up as most of the colonists rival just died, They have a party
> Colony wolves gorge themselves on his corpse
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15 Comments
infra-dan-accelerator unit 84725 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm 
how about a mod that when congisniss reaches 0% thay dont die
Kitsune King 17 Nov, 2020 @ 11:30pm 
Rimworld in a nutshell
Kitsune King 17 Nov, 2020 @ 11:17pm 
I love this
El Barto 15 Dec, 2018 @ 12:40pm 
Psychic shock lance
It downs whoever is targeted with it with a chance to set the brain on fire. Giving them brain damage if it happens
Shinji.Deathwish 15 Dec, 2018 @ 8:08am 
What was this ancient phycic artifact?
Solimanius 27 Apr, 2018 @ 2:06pm 
sold me a copy
El Barto 19 Apr, 2018 @ 8:02pm 
You know we rolling in them syther claws boi.

What do you take me for? Some kind of neolithic primate?
coinflip 16 Apr, 2018 @ 4:55am 
Boi you just wasted some perfect Scyther claws!
Snootboop 13 Apr, 2018 @ 4:18pm 
thats metal as fuck