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0.4 hrs on record
I havn't really played this, as I opted to play Black Mesa instead, but I would assume the ladder climbing is also an issue.
Posted 23 July, 2016.
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4.4 hrs on record
I have noticed some serious improvments in the ladder climbing. It is obvious to me that this technology has been in development for quite a few years, which I find remarkable. I commend the developers over at Valve for doing their best. Perhaps by the time Half-Life 3 is released, humans will have completely transcended the need for ladders altogether.
Posted 23 July, 2016. Last edited 23 July, 2016.
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4.7 hrs on record
I fell off a ladder, but a barnacle caught me so it was ok.
Posted 23 July, 2016.
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12.2 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Just like in Black Mesa, ladder climbing can be an issue.
Posted 23 July, 2016.
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11.3 hrs on record
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The only real problem with this game is the ladder climbing.
Posted 23 July, 2016.
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52.8 hrs on record (32.2 hrs at review time)
Undertale is quite a remarkable little game.

It's kind of like... like when you go to an old relative's house for Thanksgiving and you're surrounded by so many people that you havn't seen since you were a little kid. And then everything goes wrong. The turkey falls on the floor and the dog eats it. Your sister catches her hair on fire on a nearby candle, and everyone is forced to get by on all the other food, save the turkey. Everything seems to go wrong, but in the end everyone is all smiles and much laughter is shared. You'll wish you could stay in that warm house by the fire with your friends and family forever, but alas the time comes to return home. Part of you worries that you may never get to see them again, but deep down you know that even if that's true, that your experiences and memories made that risk worth it.

It's not about the journey that you took to get to where you are now, it's about the people who were with you along the way.

That's Undertale.

I feel as though very few video games in existance today pack as much quality video game content per byte as Undertale does. With that I can say that Undertale is the best 149 Megabytes that I have ever downloaded.
Posted 30 January, 2016. Last edited 30 January, 2016.
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42.6 hrs on record (41.0 hrs at review time)
I convinced god that he was wrong about everything.

9/10 for lack of realism.
Posted 26 October, 2015. Last edited 26 October, 2015.
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7.9 hrs on record
Cured the Ebola virus with an M16.

10/10 would suit guy again.
Posted 7 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
A captivating journey that puts a whole new perspective on early twentieth-century social-political issues that plagued the United States and the rest of the world. Dive deep into the struggle as major powers fight over highly disputed concepts such as afterlife, religion, and freedom vs. imprisonment in a beautifuly crafted steampunk society.
Posted 6 December, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
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2,161.7 hrs on record (1,284.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 17 June, 2014. Last edited 30 November, 2014.
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