In a nutshell about who I am: I'm an amateur writer and roleplayer who likes to compose dirty detailed smut. Lots of stories were made so far that could be made into small books.... if I really wanted to.

I like playing a variety of games casually. I don't like anything hardcore nor do I like going against other players (PvP). This would mean that on TF2, I play MvM mode exclusively.



I have my own personal character - someone who I would label as a representation of who I strongly wish to be. This is the SFW description.

- Name: Birdy
- Sex: Male
- Face: My profile pic is the face of my OC (artwork by Fire Conejo)
- Appearance: Smooth brown-skin, slim-muscular athletic build, fruity scent, and.. *ahem*... a massive bubble butt
- Clothing: Has a flexible fashion sense, but he strongly favors his soft, sexy-looking blue jeans that hug onto his lower body; the jeans he wears are magically enchanted to repair themselves and to change styles
- Sexual Orientation: Veeeeery gay, but with some straight-like tendencies
- Race: Elven
- Age: Looks in his 20's but is thousands of years old
- Personality: Calm and loving, but also mischievous and bratty
- Profession: Witch, he possesses very powerful magic that even deities have to monitor him
- Principles: Strongly favors freedom in all aspects such to love guys, explore places, or practice magicks without oppression
- Favorite Pastime: Frequently exploring different planes of existence, having adventures and meeting lots of people; ranges from epic battles, to steamy encounters (very often.. hehe), to casual hangouts
- Favorite Uses of Magic: teleportation (portals/instant), flying on staves, telekinesis, mind control, temporal rewind, time stop, lightning/water/wind elemental manipulation, object/creature conjuration, object manipulation, and particle/aesthetics/aurora creation
- Favorite Forms of Affection: huggles/cuddles/snuggles, third eye kiss (forehead to forehead contact), and blowing a gust of air into ears or having my ears be blown into
- Loves: witchy magic, lecherous encounters, and giving/receiving affections
- Likes: stormy weather, starry skies, nature overall, beautiful scenery, beaches/tropics, warm/hot temperatures, exploring, teasing, causing friendly mischief or pulling harmless pranks, meeting other magical creatures, and befriending other witches
- Dislikes: real violence, real conflict, being trapped or restrained, people who grossly dislike witches, religious fanatics, pompous people, self-righteous authority figures, recreational drugs, first/second hand embarrassment, cold temperatures, and feminine wear on self
- Hates: war (real ones; games are perfectly okay), authoritarianism, cruelty towards plants and animals, and enslavement/torture




This is just in case someone has the idea to "interview" me in Lethal Company lol

* Overall: I play seriously, but I also enjoy funny moments that happen when playing normally; I always like aiming for high quotas like 10k or possibly 20k, but I don't like playing pure vanilla or playing as competitively/hardcore as Bread does
* My Age: 21+
* My Nemesis: Brackens, killing me while I'm distracted or rushing around a corner

Expertise
- Can effortlessly use the jetpack to transport loot and distract enemies at any time, even during Stormy weather
- Can drive the cruiser on all maps except Titan, namely able to jump boost to both entrances in Assurance, can safely jump across or use the gap to get to and from fire exit at Adamance, can take to and from Rend's fire exit (with better visibility), and knows how to jump from fire to ship at Artifice and have escape routes planned; will not drive if Flooded on Vow/Dine, will not drive at all if Foggy, but I'm fine with Stormy and Eclipsed; I'm bound to make some mistakes, but I have been practicing a lot; I use some mods for better accessibility, but the driving and jumping skills are legitimate

Proficiencies
- Skilled with terminal to disable turrets, open/close security doors, and teleporting players to safety; though, I don't get to do this often so I may get rusty
- Knows how to kill all monsters with shovels, knives, shotguns, easter eggs, and the cruiser, as the situation calls for
- Able to loot efficiently , moving quickly and bringing scrap closer to entrances

Drawbacks
- Nerves can get the best of me at times, especially when fighting or avoiding monsters
- My memory and sense of direction when inside is not the greatest, which is why I use bread crumb trails
- Not the most sociable; I have trouble with verbal communication sometimes
- I am prone to leaving lobbies without a second thought if there are muted players, people unwilling to listen, or if someone tries to be mischievous in the wrong ways
- Tends to play too passively if I'm the only driver for the cruiser, team members died, and/or if there's too much loot in the ship to lose (applied to runs where the host does not want to reset)
- It's very rare, but my PC can freeze up (in case you see me suddenly standing still)
- It's possible I get a desynced interior from the rest of the group

FAQ
* Do you use mods?: Yes, I use a heavily modded client that give some advantages, making the game more accessible and enjoyable to me, such as see-through snow-fog, bread crumb trails, hotbar lightning warnings, slightly faster sprint regen, and better vehicle controls/mechanics. There's also some QoL and other fun stuff too such as no cooldown on knives and predictable easter eggs (as there's still an element of risk to using them still). But I do NOT use anything that would make the game boring, such as invincibility, infinite sprint, super speed/jump, or bag-of-holdings (using belt bag to hold scrap).
* What is your stance on AC (AntiCheat) servers?: I just simply won't join them. If you also don't want me around on your server when the title doesn't specify, I'll leave, but at least be polite enough to ask me to leave instead of just kick.
* Why did you suddenly stand still or throw the game?: Either my internet was having hiccups or my computer froze, which can happen rarely. I NEVER throw the game or troll lobbies on purpose.
* Would you consider playing vanilla or using my modpack?: Vanilla? No. Your modpack? Situational.