In a nutshell about who I am: I'm an amateur writer and roleplayer who likes to compose dirty detailed smut. Lots of stories were made so far that could be made into small books.... if I really wanted to.

I like playing a variety of games casually. I don't like anything hardcore nor do I like going against other players (PvP). This would mean that on TF2, I play MvM mode exclusively.

Steam messages are buggy for me and I don't make the effort to check on them frequently. I'm most active on Discord, which is available upon request.


I have my own personal character - someone who I would label as a representation of who I strongly wish to be. This is the SFW description.

- Name: Birdy
- Sex: Male
- Race: Elven
- Face: My profile pic is the face of my OC (artwork by Fire Conejo)
- Appearance: Smooth brown-skin, slim-muscular athletic build, fruity scent, and.. *ahem*... a massive bubble butt
- Clothing: Has a flexible fashion sense, but he strongly favors his soft, sexy-looking blue jeans that hug onto his lower body; the jeans he wears are magically enchanted to repair themselves and to change styles
- Sexual Orientation: Veeeeery gay, but with some straight-like tendencies
- Age: Looks in his 20's but is thousands of years old
- Personality: Calm and loving, but also mischievous and bratty
- Profession: Witch, he possesses very powerful magic that even deities have to monitor him
- Origin: Whereabouts of his home world or plane of existence is unknown
- Principles: Strongly favors freedom in all aspects such to love guys, explore places, and practice magicks without resistance
- Favorite Instruments: Can play anything; he likes piano and electric guitars, but he prefers his specially crafted violin above all else
- Favorite Pastime: Frequently exploring different planes of existence, having adventures and meeting lots of people; ranges from epic battles, to steamy encounters (very often.. hehe), to casual hangouts
- Favorite Uses of Magic: teleportation (portals/instant), flying on staves or other objects, telekinesis, mind control, temporal rewind, time stop, lightning/water/wind elemental manipulation, conjuration, and particle/aesthetics/aurora creation
- Erogenous Pointy Ears: He really likes having his ears be blown into or being given ear massages; the former makes him giggle and the latter makes him feel... pleasurable
- Favorite Forms of Affection: huggles/cuddles/snuggles, third eye kiss (forehead to forehead contact), and ear blowing (giving or receiving)
- Omegaverse Characteristics: He's able to produce and give birth to children if he wants to; he has made a loooooot in his long life; he finds the whole process fun especially when it gets intense hehe
- Heart of a Lover: He is someone who needs to spread love to those he truly cares for in ways he knows how; as long as he's cherished in return, nothing can make him feel happier; to be adored by an affectionate elf *can* be... an enchanting experience <3
- Loves: witchy magic, lecherous encounters, and giving/receiving affections
- Likes: stormy weather, starry skies, nature overall, beautiful scenery, beaches/tropics, warm/hot temperatures, exploring, teasing, causing friendly mischief or pulling harmless pranks, raising and caring for children (esp his own), pampering those he care for, meeting other magical creatures, and befriending other witches
- Dislikes: real violence, real conflict, being trapped or restrained, people who grossly dislike witches, religious fanatics, pompous people, self-righteous authority figures, recreational drugs, first/second hand embarrassment, cold temperatures, and feminine wear on self
- Hates: war (real ones; games are perfectly okay), authoritarianism, and cruelty/enslavement/torture towards plants, animals, children, and mystical creatures

List of People or Creatures He REALLY Wants to Meet (from Greatest to Least):
- Milim Nava (from That Time I Got Reincarnated As a Slime/転生したらスライムだった件) - both of them could engage in lots of fun times together, from casual hangouts to epic duels, out of everyone he wants to meet her the most
- Maria (from Maria the Virgin Witch/純潔のマリア) - both of them have strong opinions on wars and religion, he also wants to brag to her about his "conquests" and make her blush hehe
- Izetta (from Izetta: The Last Witch/終末のイゼッタ) - he wants to train her on magic and continue the witchy lineage, the thought of magic being a lost and forgotten art brings great sadness to him
- Woody Woodpecker (from the two movies, Woody Woodpecker and Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp) - he really likes his hyperactive demeanor, could engage in lots of pranks together


This is just in case someone has the idea to "interview" me in Lethal Company lol

* Overall: I play seriously, but I also enjoy funny moments that happen when playing normally; I always like aiming for high quotas like 10k or possibly 20k, but I don't like playing as competitively/hardcore as call_me_bread does
* My Age: 21+
* My Nemesis: Brackens, killing me while I'm distracted or rushing around a corner
* Yes, I play with mods
* I NEVER throw the game or troll lobbies on purpose; if you see me suddenly stand still, it means my game likely froze or crashed

Expertise
- Can effortlessly use the jetpack to transport loot and distract enemies at any time, even during Stormy weather
- Can drive the cruiser on all maps except Titan, namely able to jump boost to both entrances in Assurance, can safely jump across or use the gap to get to and from fire exit at Adamance, can take to and from Rend's fire exit (with better visibility), and knows how to jump from fire to ship at Artifice and have escape routes planned; will not drive if Flooded on Vow/Dine, will not drive at all if Foggy, but I'm fine with Stormy and Eclipsed; I'm bound to make some mistakes, but I have been practicing a lot; I use some mods for better accessibility, but the driving and jumping skills are legitimate

Proficiencies
- Skilled with terminal to disable turrets, open/close security doors, and teleporting players to safety; though, I don't get to do this often so I may get rusty
- Knows how to kill all monsters with shovels, knives, shotguns, easter eggs, and the cruiser, as the situation calls for
- Able to loot efficiently , moving quickly and bringing scrap closer to entrances