Gentlemen, remember to be ever vigilant for anti-nixonists could be hiding behind any corner, ready to steer you away from the path of Nixon's light.




NIKSON ESTAS BONEGA
NIXON IS GREAT

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Don't be a nazi, you are doomed to be eternal losers and racists. Steam really should clean up the site from these people. Praise Nixon. NIXONUS VULT! CRUSADE AGAINST NAZI HERESY!

MERRY NIXMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A NIXONIST NIGHT!

With Putin leaving the presidency, it is time I stepped up and ran for office.
I will be running with United Russia, because their logo is polar bear, how can they refuse me?

If elected I will:
- Declare Oligarchy gay and make all oligarchs undergo conversion therapy
- Turn Russia into the most eco friendly nation on earth so the Earth gets cooler making Russia even more difficult to invade
- release Tannu Tuva
- Destroy every last brutalist building in Kaliningrad and replace them with replicas of buildings from Konigsberg.
- Reintegrate Kazakhstan into Russia
- Retain Russian control of the Kuril Islands and force Japan to drop their claims
- give full citizenship to polar bears
- annex Svalbard and Jan Mayen
- Reintegrate Turkmenistan
- Make Siberia Great Again by removing all the Gulags to Turkmenistan
- still keep Ashgabat looking sexy
- Rename Nur-Sultan to Niksongrad
- Have half of my minister polar bears
- Secretly declare Nixonism to be the new state religion and give them government funding
- Increase polar bear fertility, so we can start recovering the population
- shut down all factories in the arctic circle, and reduce carbon emissions by 75%
- Build at least 20 statues of Gorbachev and Yeltsin each
- reverse the brain drain so we actually can have a competent military
- Make German a mandatory second language in Kaliningrad Oblast which will become fully bilingual
- make Yiddish mandatory in the JAO, which must have all government business and public signage in Russian and Yiddish
- Encourage Jewish evangelism in the JAO
- Have Vladimir Zhirinovsky and Alex Jones meet
- Have Zhirinovsky admit that he's Jewish in front of the entirety of the Rodina party and make him change his name back to Eidelstein so he's not a self hater trying to deny himself
- Make Finnish and Swedish mandatory in Karelia
- Eagles are stupid, polar bears will be the national animal
- Encourage the will and teachings of Nixon country wide and build several enormous temples to him
- Encourage learning Esperanto
- Open all closed cities, but also ensure that they are developed with the environment in mind
- Mandate that 80% of electricity purchased must be from clean energy sources
- Encourage traditional values of honoring the gods
- That blood flows freely and Great Russia is protected from invaders, especially the arctic
- Build a large statue of Nixon's chosen one in Volograd
- Make some of the Kremlin Stars light up green for Esperanto
- Use more Soviet symbols
NOW GO AND SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN!
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