Are you ready to accept Nixon?

The Church of Nixon (e.i. The Nixonists, The Church of Richard Milhous Nixon and Spiro Agnew in preparation of his return in the 2028 election) has always existed in some form, as the forces of good (personified by Richard Nixon) have battled the forces of evil (personified by the Anti-Nixon) for millennia. However, this chapter of the Nixonists was established on June 14th, 2017 to prepare the world for Nixon’s return. Unfortunately, events beyond our control led to Nixon’s decision to postpone his return until 2028, when he will gain 99.99% of the votes, becoming God Emperor of the United States, and thereby, the world. Once Nixon rises, all the members of his church will be rewarded with a domain according to their rank, so you should join now to reserve a spot in Nixon’s inner circle! For information on joining please contact Nixon's Chosen One, DaBigZ.