Welcome to HARDON ™

Welcome to HARDON ™, the official upcoming adult cinema server for Garry's Mod.

The butter machine isn't what you think it is

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MAJOR DEVELOPMENT UPDATE

12 April, 2021 - EVλN | 0 Comments

We know EXACTLY what has been on the minds of you dirty sex pigs, and that's what the update on development is for the ★ HARDON ★ server. The truth of the matter is - we like to keep development long, hard, and nasty. Speaking of which, the reason why this server will be the best cinema server in Garry's Mod is not because of the sticky stains on the floor or the sour odor in the atmosphere, but rather the QUALITY. We here at the official ★ HARDON ★ team are proud to announce the server is finally pulling out of development and into your houses.

We can't wait for you to get a grip on this big server.
Remember, it's always better down where it's wetter!

NEW MAP IMAGE BELOW

8 March, 2019 - EVλN | 1 Comments

The one and only jfsniper, creator of 'The Train Map', has proudly been development the blueprint of HARDON Cinema.

The link below offers a glimpse of the theater you'll be watching movies "just for the plot" in ;)

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/963112429827708985/46EF61A42A1DC4C3A7FF5D98203339511FBE5385/