Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!

Mercenaries handpicked specifically by DAX with the guide of the Super Genius Man-Cat Professor Genki gather here and unite to achieve a purpose: to have fun!

Some Q&A 'cause big wall of texts are boring:

Q: Is this the dark side?
A: Yes. We have cookies. Milk is now available too!

Q: I wanna be a Smokin' Sexy Merc too, how do I get invited?
A: Hangout with the boss. If boss deems you cool, sexy and worthy, you're in!

Q: *gasp* I got invited. How in the world?!
A: Personality: check!
Loyalty: BIG FREAKIN' CHECK!
Boss likes you.

Q: I like pie.
A: Good choice 'cause the cake is a lie.

Q: What's the life of a Smokin' Sexy Merc like?
A: Easy, chill, not complicated. We go on MvM Mann Up tours. We bring zombies back to their grave. We hangout and talk about pretty much anything(ANYTHING ;D). But most important of all? We're a family.

Q: Mann Up tours? I don't have tickets though :'(
A: Boss will find a way :)

Q: Are there any rules?
A: Screw the rules, we have green hair.
On a srs note: SOCIOPATHS NOT ALLOWED. Human beings, jellyfishes and cats only.

Q: Now this is a wall of text :( I thought you said it's boring?
A: No, it's not! There are spaces :P