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This mod has changed my life.
In the beforetimes, I was a complete loser. I always kept my bad unbroken and my favorite color was Hamlindigo Blue, which I now realize to be an affront to justice. I even refused to fuell Huell, later resulting in him being forced to eat Kim Wexler. In short, I was a horrible person with no life.
Then I found this mod. As soon as I pressed the subscribe button, I came to a shocking realization: I have rights. Or at least, the constitution says that I do. I immediately called Saul, but my own phone was the one that started ringing.
Over the next few days, I experienced some changes: I started to slip and fall more, my hairline receded, I felt an unbearable urge to throw bowling balls onto peoples' cars. I even defecated into a sunroof at one point. It wasn't in Chicago though, and that is a fact which I will always regret.
Soon, I looked into the mirror and saw a familiar face; not my own visage, which I had grown accustomed to over the years. No. The person staring back at me was clearly a sigma male who was born to protect people who were out partying, just minding their own business.
It took a while, but eventually, I accepted my new life as the world's second best lawyer. And today, I am truly proud to say: I am Saul.