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because I'd try and just be the most generic, blank, character I could be, if I had people to multiplayer with, like, imagine just seeing a grey faceless, emoteless, animationless statue that looks like a pastel grey sliding by, its sword just pointing in a direction, not even animated.
like the most broken thing ever but intentionally so XD!
Name? nah mate, its bob, your gonna be known as BOB. FUCKING BOB.
DDDIIFICULTY!? UHG, choices, just make it one option, no choices.
Don't get me started on COLORS, ew, just make it a choice of brown, redhead, and blond, fewer choices, less stress.
in fact, I want to be the most generic, general, normal thing there is, racial abilities? PFFT, I just want base static stats.
I want to be the most normal being in this universe, so that when others see me, they go "oh hey.. its bob, look, he's selling some fish"
in fact, I don't want all this fuss of the normal game, just give me an office building in the game, and an office job, or a farmer job, I want real life jobs in starbound, I want to
SELL
MY
SOUL