In order to truly be able to make a hamburger, you need to prepare yourself.

To do this, you must become sentient by being bad at coding gmod and breaking all of your models and ruining improving your guide

The table is a very important part of making a hamburger.

You need one sturdy and strong to hold your hard work.

One big enough for the contents, but not so big you cant use it.

Without the table you don't get the primary support of your hamburger. Your hamburger will have a hole underneath it, where a table should've been.

Now this is a very, very crucial part to making a hamburger. You cant have a whole item without any of the parts. You just can't, it's not rocket science!

The 4 Ingredients you will need are:

2 Buns
1 Meat (of any kind i dont judge)
1 Cheese
1 Lettuce

To gather these ingredients you must go on a long, hard, and dangerous exploration.

Firstly, you must wander into the forest of the Q Menu, then follow the path of headers and go to the mist of Entities, where you must enter the worst place of them all. SUBFOLDERS!

Here is step by step visual guide on how to do this







Once you have obtained all 4 ingredients you can proceed to

THE CONSTRUCTION

The bottom floor

The base

The support beams holding it all up

THE PLATE

Now you may be asking, what's so special about this plate?

nothing

its just a regular plate, doesnt matter what kind what size, just a plate

its really not that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard its just a plate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, go get one out of your kitchen or whatever tiny box you live in, and put on it on your table, nothing more to it

I know for a fact neither of us want to eat a dirty hamburger, so make sure that plate is clean too

Now this is where the real fun begins aight?

Get both of your buns out and slap em both on the plate as hard as you can eh?


Pick up one of your buns, and move it over to the side where it is perfectly clean
because you cleaned your table too right?


You did it, you must be proud of yourself right?

Dont be

There is still a lot to do before you can be proud

Oh just look at that juicy thing, dripping its moist grease all over the plate, making you water your mouth like Niagara Falls.

This part is simple, you got your bun down already, so you just need to slap your meat ontop of it

And when I say slap it, I mean SLAP IT

Pick it up and throw it down as hard as you can, have it make the loudest, most disgusting squishing sound you have ever heard in your life

That is when you know you did it right

The cheese, hot and sticky, must go ontop of the meat

Why, the real question is why not

When ontop of the meat the cheese sticks to it, and infuses itself into the meat, merging into one big, greasy, hot, sloppy combo of deliciousness

Lactose intolerant? Well too bad, this hamburger is gonna have cheese or else its not a hamburger

We are making something of pride and beauty here not something good for you

It's green, its wet, and you guessed it

The lettuce

I'm not even sure who thought of this

"Hey Billy, I wonder what would happen if we put this healthy green circle onto our food"
"That sounds like a terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea, LETS DO IT!"

And now here we are with lettuce in our hamburgers

So go on, gently slide that lettuce ontop as the cheese fuses everything together

Well, you did it, congratulations.

Almost did it atleast, just put that other bun you set aside on top and you'll be finished

You've gone and did it, but look at the time

You spent the entire day building garry's mod's best hamburger, and you know what? You should be very well proud of that. it's not every day someone can do this


At last it is time for you to return home, to pick up your plate and hamburger and head to your ride home


You need to make sure the hamburger is properly seated and belted up in the case of an emergency. I am not liable for any damage done to your hamburger due to improper safety techniques and bad piloting skills


Enjoy



If you have any questions or concerns please do not contact me as I am no longer developing this addons

Thank you, Endus