triple money man 12's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 11:47am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:49pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:15am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 9:45am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:46am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:57pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:24am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:24am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 7:36am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:54pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 7:31am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

11 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,160 / 5,000