Proezas de triple money man 12 no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:59

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 22:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:53

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 13:30

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 17:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 3 jun. 2024 às 11:06

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 8 jun. 2024 às 11:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2024 às 23:06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 27 jun. 2024 às 0:04

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2024 às 15:37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2024 às 14:33

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2024 às 16:49

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 20:32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2024 às 9:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 13:30

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 16:48

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 18:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2024 às 15:56

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 8 jul. 2024 às 11:24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 16:29

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 11 jun. 2024 às 9:37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 6 jun. 2024 às 20:23

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2024 às 9:45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 29 jun. 2024 às 0:26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:53

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 19 jun. 2024 às 23:11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:53

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 20:24

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2024 às 14:40

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 19:57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2024 às 23:06

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 3 jun. 2024 às 11:06

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 19:57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 8 jul. 2024 às 11:46

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 13:30

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 15:57

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 19:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 11 jun. 2024 às 9:29

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 19:57

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 13:30

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2024 às 18:45

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 3 jun. 2024 às 11:06

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Desbloqueada a 2 jun. 2024 às 19:57

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 8 jul. 2024 às 11:24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Desbloqueada a 8 jul. 2024 às 11:24

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 4 jun. 2024 às 14:06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Desbloqueada a 27 jun. 2024 às 8:58

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2024 às 5:57

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2024 às 15:52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2024 às 19:08

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2024 às 8:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2024 às 13:58

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2024 às 15:05

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 4 jul. 2024 às 7:36

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2024 às 16:54

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2024 às 7:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 29 jun. 2024 às 0:17

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 26 jun. 2024 às 21:55

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

11 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,160 / 5,000