---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don’t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
"The dinosaurs look so good that I occasionally apologize before taming one… then I remember they’d probably eat me if they could."

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
"Build, tame, survive, and scream at the sky when a raptor decides your house looks tasty."

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
"Hearing a T-Rex roar nearby is the ultimate test of how fast you can Alt+F4."

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
"Only for adults, unless your grandma really likes dinosaurs and has a high tolerance for frustration."

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
"Your graphics card may cry, but at least the game looks great while it’s breaking your PC."

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
"You’ll need to uninstall a few games and maybe some family photos to make space."

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
"Surviving in ARK is a full-time job where the job description includes getting eaten… a lot."

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
"You wanted that T-Rex saddle? Cool, now farm 1,000 hide, 500 metal, and your will to live."

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
"There’s some lore here if you can survive long enough to stop running from everything."

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
"There’s no endgame—just endless dinosaurs and a constant sense of impending doom."

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
"Wait for a sale unless you really like yelling at your PC about bugs and dinosaurs."

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
"It’s ARK, so expect a T-Rex to moonwalk through your base at least once."

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
"A solid 8/10—loses two points because of random deaths, server wipes, and my eternal grudge against piranhas."

---{ Author }---
☑ Տᴘɪᴅᴇʀ
"Survive, tame, and watch your house get destroyed by a dino with zero respect for personal property."

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS "The dinosaurs look so good that I occasionally apologize before taming one… then I remember they’d probably eat me if they could." ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't "Build, tame, survive, and scream at the sky when a raptor decides your house looks tasty." ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf "Hearing a T-Rex roar nearby is the ultimate test of how fast you can Alt+F4." ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma "Only for adults, unless your grandma really likes dinosaurs and has a high tolerance for frustration." ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer "Your graphics card may cry, but at least the game looks great while it’s breaking your PC." ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data "You’ll need to uninstall a few games and maybe some family photos to make space." ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls "Surviving in ARK is a full-time job where the job description includes getting eaten… a lot." ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☑ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding "You wanted that T-Rex saddle? Cool, now farm 1,000 hide, 500 metal, and your will to live." ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life "There’s some lore here if you can survive long enough to stop running from everything." ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond "There’s no endgame—just endless dinosaurs and a constant sense of impending doom." ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money "Wait for a sale unless you really like yelling at your PC about bugs and dinosaurs." ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs "It’s ARK, so expect a T-Rex to moonwalk through your base at least once." ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 "A solid 8/10—loses two points because of random deaths, server wipes, and my eternal grudge against piranhas." ---{ Author }--- ☑ Տᴘɪᴅᴇʀ "Survive, tame, and watch your house get destroyed by a dino with zero respect for personal property."