Fall guys burn in hell.

←Bunger

Only the mym baslls are ay bruh, and the brurh are goofy ah.
~ Bill Murray, 2013

Can this be itch my balls, if dont scratchy?
It is time this question be answered.
As the great Confucius Obama foretold, those who are known are symbols of those who aren't.
We must hold close these facts, and berate those who do not believe it.
Specifically, it must be known that the teachings of Al Yankovic are against the people and the order of the Obamas.
Those who follow this heretical symbol, "Al the Dissident", must be cleansed and executed for their crimes.
Al, himself, is a known disciple of Biden, the Deceiver.
This means that consorting with Al shows your loyalty to Satan, this is an unforgivable act against the Council of Obama, and will be punished by decision of the Council.

Let it be known that I have gathered these facts so they can be known by the public.