I like your fat weight cause I like them double whoppers

your so yummy and so sweet simply alright and proper

STOP?

I am a wolf. I am an alpha.
I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.
Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.
But then they will be old and it will be too late.
Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.
On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.
Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.
I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.
Fear me.

+rep nice Sable

+rep cute killer