God is good all the time I am god I am not omnipresent I reside in a single location that changes every second When I spawn near a human I stop time prop up their arms and high five them the event results in the human speaking Chinese Backwards in Spanish at a speed increasing so fast the atoms of the mouth collide causing the human to self destruct and fling them backwards in time to before I blessed their hand this is why how and when people die witnesses go blind.