7/5 I can't do fractions.

He's a shining light for all -- so high vis you'll need a welder's mask

This man is so hard, Medusa couldn't turn him to stone.

I have never, not once in my life met a man who can turn any little thing into something to be hype about.

Won a game? He makes it seem like you just solved world hunger.

Moving? He's more excited about the new house than you are.

Chocked on your on spit? This man can somehow make you feel special by not being able to breathe.

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