get off my lawn

why do you post LIES on my profile

it's me. im the cat. meow

can you please watch my cat? thanks. here you go:

I want to ♥♥♥♥ Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my ♥♥♥♥ and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little ♥♥♥ drizzled ♥♥♥♥-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete.

+rep killed my parents