Tracta-mi-as pula-n gura ta de consangvinizat parezat pe ambele emisfere ale creierului. Te invata 3 limbi la scoala ta pregatitoare degeaba, ca tot agramat esti in toate 3, clapaugul ma-tii de subspecie de troglodit vag umanoida. Sa te numesti killer a demonstrat sa fie o decizie logica, considerand ♥♥♥ ucizi limba romana si orice alta limba la care ai avut o tentativa (esuata) de a molfai din alea doua uscaturi de carne pe care le numesti buze. Debilu lu ma-ta aia centurista de te-a parasit dupa ce ti-a vazut epava de mutra extraterestra, comentezi mie ♥♥♥ trag pe cs cand tac-tu n-a avut destula tinta sa iti previna conceperea de excavator genital. Ultimul spermatiozoid ai fost, pierdut prin uretra lu ma-ta si confundat ♥♥ o infectie urinare pana printr-un miracol (sau mai bine spus catastrofa in ochii rasei umane, considerand ca ne-ai scazut IQ-ul medie ♥♥ cel putin 15 puncte)

Help I got knocked up by the red M&M, So I was walking home from work when this red cutie caught my eye. He looked at me and I looked at him. He walked over and grabbed my ass. I let him. It felt so good. He gave me backshots, but then when I went home, I felt a tingly sensation in my ♥♥♥♥. At that moment, I knew, red Eminem KNOCKED ME Up. So like now I’m wondering what color the baby’s gonna be…

A black man walks into your cell and says solemnly "With our without spit."
Taken aback, you mutter "w-what..?" Your voice cracking.
He repeats himself one more time "With or without spit."
You nervously begin to understand what he is asking.. you gulp and answer sheepishly "With spit..?"
The black giant smiles and shouts "Spit! We runnin a two man train get in here!"

can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms
i miss you

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