Help I got knocked up by the red M&M, So I was walking home from work when this red cutie caught my eye. He looked at me and I looked at him. He walked over and grabbed my ass. I let him. It felt so good. He gave me backshots, but then when I went home, I felt a tingly sensation in my ♥♥♥♥. At that moment, I knew, red Eminem KNOCKED ME Up. So like now I’m wondering what color the baby’s gonna be…

A black man walks into your cell and says solemnly "With our without spit."
Taken aback, you mutter "w-what..?" Your voice cracking.
He repeats himself one more time "With or without spit."
You nervously begin to understand what he is asking.. you gulp and answer sheepishly "With spit..?"
The black giant smiles and shouts "Spit! We runnin a two man train get in here!"

can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms
i miss you

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