+rep nice person 😉

This man supports the thin red line!

Don't let them fool you

Please good sir, spare a lil' dosh for me mum!

"You're a ♥♥♥♥ing neck beard," they said.

"You're a weeaboo," they called me.

I let them laugh. I pulled my fedora down over my eyes and turned my cheek. They would soon see who the real hero was.

For years, instead of consuming my college years with premarital ♥♥♥ and alcoholic tendencies, I honed my skills. Instead of being a mindless frat boy, I became an alpha male.

I spent my nights watching youtube videos of my fellow sword enthusiasts and taught myself to master the curtana. I recorded myself slashing water bottles and obliterating styrofoam.

I domed the secret identity of the White Knight Crusader on Reddit and debated the merits of atheism. I became an intellectual. I molded my brain into a super-human machine.

likes unko and eats it on the regular