'They say that whoever pays the piper calls the tune.'
'But, gentlemen,' said Mr Saveloy, 'whoever holds a knife to the piper's throat writes the symphony.'
(Interesting Times)
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As of next Thursday, UNIX will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10.
Please update your programs.
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A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice,
except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had
got so good at it.
(Guards! Guards!)
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"I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn. By accident I
put the car key in the door lock. The house started up. So I figured
what the hell, and drove it around the block a few times. I thought I
should go park it in the middle of the freeway and yell at everyone to
get off my driveway."
-- Steven Wright
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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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