Mohammedula Mohammedi was born with a rather questionable passion, throghout his childhood he dreamed of becoming a suicide bomber...
As he grew up; aged 13 rather ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAIRY! (as they all are)(♥♥♥♥♥)
asked his (also hairy) mother ; "I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ p my GCSE's mother! what do i do now ?? Im so loooost...."
"well..." with a gentle smurk she replied, "your daddy came to England without any education , neither training... ...well... apart from HIS father teaching him how to quicky reload an AK."
"what do u suppose mother?!" "remember the 11th of september 2001?"
replied the gratefully happy mother
"Oh mother what are you trying to suggest!?"
"OK listed i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care what u are doing with your life, you are just supposed to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrorist u ♥♥♥♥, i didnt put you into the ISIS oraganisation for nothing son!" "It didnt stand for 'I SUPPORT INTERNATIONAL SOCCER'... It means you go out there and listen to allah's instructions, once hes told u whats good, then you take care of the crowd :D"

The Bomb Has Been Planted -

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THE BOMB HAS BEEN DIFUSED COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN!
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