Progreso de ุ en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 14:20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 13:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 14:57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 4:18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 3:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 14:44

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 5:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 8:14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 2:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 5:40

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 7:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 10:47

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 14 FEB 2021 a las 23:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 5:57

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 4:50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUL 2023 a las 2:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUL 2023 a las 8:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 3:05

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUL 2023 a las 10:36

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 6:52

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 3:17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 6:33

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 5:14

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 14:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 5:19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 7:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUL 2023 a las 12:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 13:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 14 FEB 2021 a las 11:43

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 6 JUL 2023 a las 10:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 2:58

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 13:39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 7:01

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 13:15

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 13:44

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 10:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 13:35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 13:48

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 4:07

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 10:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 14:28

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 10:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 6:39

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 10:54

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 10:30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 9:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUL 2020 a las 8:03

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 15:14

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 10:50

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 4 JUL 2020 a las 15:01

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 7:15

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 9:03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 11:36

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 5:45

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2021 a las 6:27

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 8:01

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2020 a las 10:22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2020 a las 15:30

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,605 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30