Prestatievoortgang van ุ in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 14:20

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 13:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 14:57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 4:18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 3:25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 14:44

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 5:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 8:14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 2:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 5:40

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 7:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 10:47

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2021 om 23:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 5:57

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 4:50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2023 om 2:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 8:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 3:05

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 10:36

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 6:52

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 3:17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 6:33

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 5:14

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 14:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 5:19

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 7:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2023 om 12:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 13:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2021 om 11:43

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2023 om 10:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 2:58

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 13:39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 7:01

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 13:15

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 13:44

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 10:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 13:35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 13:48

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 4:07

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 10:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 14:28

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 10:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 6:39

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 10:54

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 10:30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 9:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2020 om 8:03

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 15:14

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 10:50

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2020 om 15:01

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 7:15

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 9:03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 11:36

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 5:45

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2021 om 6:27

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 8:01

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 10:22

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 2 jul 2020 om 15:30

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,605 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30