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"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
-- George Carlin
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Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
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Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
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Humor in the Court:
Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe
with respect to your scalp?
A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q: It was covered?
A: Yes, bandaged.
Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?
A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top
of my head.
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When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
-- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy"
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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
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