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美女威信桐城扫码月抛 15 FEB a las 15:39 
萝莉甜妹人皮话多 一起来聊聊天好无聊啊 做暖
DICkTOR hopecore 5 OCT 2024 a las 13:22 
9 lvl for 8 years...
♣️|Wix|♣ 9 FEB 2022 a las 2:24 
-rep lucky man
люблю какать 18 SEP 2021 a las 15:37 
добавь в друзья хочу обсудить кое что)
KAPTAN1903#2 25 FEB 2019 a las 9:44 
+rep very good ♥♥♥♥♥ player
Promiscuous Mara 30 DIC 2018 a las 23:25 
It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
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"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
-- George Carlin

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Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
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Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
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Humor in the Court:
Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe
with respect to your scalp?
A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q: It was covered?
A: Yes, bandaged.
Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?
A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top
of my head.

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When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
-- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy"

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Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
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