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ㅤ* Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.
ㅤ* It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!