Looking through games on steam......

See's game about sharks killing people with great graphics....

Heart attack happens cause I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love sharks.

Buys game...

Starts game and plays the tutorial to know the basics.

Plays first online match...

Start as shark... (great white)

Looking for divers... a wall is on the way...

Breaks through the wall to get divers

Dies in 2 seconds as soon I break it.....

Respawns and tries to get a diver again...

Lunge at diver, diver dodges like a dragon ball character, I try to turn around to get the diver but I die in 1 second after he dodged me :/

Its the middle of the match...

Its 25 (divers) vs 13 (sharks)...

I didn't kill anybody but I'm still trying...

Now divers are literal dragon ball characters, as soon as they see me I get killed in a second without reaction.... If I managed to survive the shot, I still die anyway because of poison, even If I eat seals to heal me up.

There's no strategy anymore... only humiliation.

I managed to bite one diver... cause he let me do it.... but get killed by his knife.

I'm confused....

I'm depressed....

I'm think I've wasted my money....

I keep playing the game to get better....

I'm still cant do ♥♥♥♥ against skilled divers

Sometimes I managed to kill somebody... after dying like a 100 times.

Goes to steam forum to know what people have to say about the balance...

''its perfect! you just got to get good'' ''lulz git gud scrub'' ''this game ins't for you uninstall''

I get A N G E R Y

I kept thinking about how I could make this game enjoyable for me... what could I do to make my money worth it?

Gets top kek idea.

Starts the game....

Go play as diver....

Starts the match....

FEEDS THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THE SHARKS SO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDLY UBER-GOKU-SUPER-SAYAN-5-OP-CRINGY-ANIME-LOVING DIVERS GET STOMPED INTO OBLIVION AND END UP CRYING AND RAGEQUITTING



It works.... I've found a way to make my money spended on this game worth now. In a vengeful/hateful sort of way....





Oh yeah... I forgot about the review. Yeah this game sucks.

Its basically Chivalry medieval warfare with sharks, and the spinning undying helicopter knights are the divers.....

If you want to play as shark, it doesn't matter how skilled you are, a top tier diver player will always win. Like seriously do you think its fair getting killed in 2 seconds without reaction as a 7 meter shark? If you want a ez stomping simulator to boost your narcissistic ego, them buy this piece of ♥♥♥♥ to play as diver and have fun digging up its grave faster.