Recent reviews by Flip Flop Frog

I have extremely high hopes for the official release.

My only complaint is how easy I found the prologue. However I fully expect the game to get harder as the stages progress in the final release. so this is a non-issue.

Every day my girlfriend comes home and beats me within an inch of my life. This used to be the worst thing in my life util I got ARK: Survival Evolved, which gave me a newfound respect for my girlfriend because she knows when to stop beating me. ARK's decision to discontinue its servers in favour of ARK: Survival ascended (which was meant to be a free update) has cut me deeper than the surgical scalpel my girlfriend used to give me a vasectomy in November 2022. It is an absurd business practice that harkens back to when it was appropriate for businesses to discriminate against people based on the colour of their skin except now we're discriminated against based on the version of our game.

My Dune. My aRack. My Titties. Mine

Didn't really understand the mechanics in the game so I could never invest any time in it. Wish it was more accessible.

I get paid to drink soda. 10/10