Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to *bend* me over and FIND ME IN THE ALPS! Like I'm some sort of schlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pig!!