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Peter: Good 'cause this is starting to get boring.
Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh, no! Stewie!
Brian: First born...
Peter: Meg!
Brian: [beat] Your wife.
Peter: Chris!
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I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
-- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
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...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
the practice of truth.
- George Jacob Holyoake
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
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Am I SHOPLIFTING?
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clone, n:
1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their
product." 2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product
is a clone of ou
BOZHE KAK ZHE ON EBOSHIT\
Всегда он выебет вас в рот, ведь он не читер, он - задрот
Он будет хакеров ♥♥♥♥♥, всегда, везде, снова, опять.
Он лучше скажет вам: "Пока!". Чем промахнется из "АК"а
Всегда везде, ночью и днем по вам пройдется он огнем.
Торнадо, смерч, армагеддон! Умри, заносчивый гандон!
Включишь ВХ?.. Аим?.. ОК ДА... Тебя он выебет всегда
И независимо от звезд, он почитатель женских пезд"