This is a MEAN comment, deal with it!

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It’s the craziest thing. I put a mouse up my ass, you know, because I heard it feels good. But after a few minutes, he stopped scrambling around, so I sent my cat in after him, so an hour goes by and my cat is still up there so I start to get worried, I mean one more dead mouse up my butt, that’s no big deal but that cat? I love that little guy plus she is technically my mom's cat so…

So I offered to take my neighbor’s dog for a walk and I put a few slices of ham and mustard on my anal cavity and but the grace of God he took the bait. I was hoping that the dog would cause a ruckus and scare my cat into coming out but no luck. He was up there going bonkers for seemed like hours but still no cat! Anyway my neighbor kept asking for his dog back and I was running out of excuses so that’s when I called animal control and two of their best guys went up my ass at around dinnertime and since then I haven’t heard as much as a peep which makes me worried about the chicks I put up there earlier (and btw I mean the three baby chickens, not the three hot girls.) I don’t think I will ever see my mom’s cat again and my neighbor is talking about suing me! Can you believe that?

༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
༼ つ⦿ ͜ل ⦿ ༽つ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ

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